WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE NOT GOING BACK.

America had a busy month and so did Andrés and Darby: Italy trip, work trauma, a move, and Brat.

But also… Railing people with intellect, 21st Century Women, Duolingo, the Luca waters.

Animated films, do you agree?

Sweaty meaty boys, The Disney Channel Original Movie My Date with the *motherfucking* President’s Daughter, the guy from Bottoms is in everything now, and a stressful work story with a cute ending.