This week on The Chris Moon Show, things start exactly where they should — with a bear showing up in Clarksville, because apparently the simulation needed a new feature.

From there, Moon tries to figure out how anyone actually knows if they’re making progress, why baby steps feel pointless even when they’re working, and why success almost never feels like success when you finally get there.

There’s science (don’t worry, it’s explained like a normal person), a lot of questioning whether being busy means anything at all, and a realization that most people aren’t failing — they’re just impatient.

Somewhere in the middle, Moon wonders why everyone’s terrified of being average, and at the end, there’s The Long Goodbye — quietly letting go of expectations, timelines, and whatever version of life you thought you’d have by now.

Weird animals, small wins, big feelings, and zero answers. Just vibes.