This week on The Chris Moon Show, things start exactly where they should — with a bear showing up in Clarksville, because apparently the simulation needed a new feature.

From there, Moon tries to figure out how anyone actually knows if they’re making progress, why baby steps feel pointless even when they’re working, and why success almost never feels like success when you finally get there.

There’s science (don’t worry, it’s explained like a normal person), a lot of questioning whether being busy means anything at all, and a realization that most people aren’t failing — they’re just impatient.

Somewhere in the middle, Moon wonders why everyone’s terrified of being average, and at the end, there’s The Long Goodbye — quietly letting go of expectations, timelines, and whatever version of life you thought you’d have by now.

Weird animals, small wins, big feelings, and zero answers. Just vibes.

This week on The Chris Moon Show, Moon kicks things off with Super Football Week, as college football and the NFL collide into one nonstop, overhyped, can’t-look-away sports takeover.

Moon then dives into the backlash from Stranger Things fans trying to rewrite the show, where watching isn’t enough anymore and everyone thinks they belong in the writers’ room with a list of demands.

The episode shifts into real science as Moon breaks down how binge-watching and nonstop scrolling physically change your brain, rewiring dopamine, attention span, and why nothing feels satisfying for long anymore.

From there, Moon explains why humans are getting worse at estimating time, why days disappear, projects take longer than expected, and everyone swears they were “only on their phone for five minutes.”

Things turn funny and painfully relatable as Moon calls out how adults treat mild inconveniences like full-blown trauma — bad Wi-Fi, slow drive-thrus, wrong coffee orders — and why our tolerance for inconvenience is completely gone.

The episode closes with The Long Goodbye, letting go of hype, noise, and expectations, and facing reality without the constant distractions.

Sports chaos, pop culture arguments, science facts, and tough-but-funny truth — all in full Moon energy.

This week on The Chris Moon Show, Moon delivers a heavy dose of tough love.

The episode kicks off by calling out the annual lie we all tell ourselves — “New Year, New Me.” Same habits, same excuses, different calendar. Moon breaks down why motivation fades fast and why real change doesn’t come from January optimism.

From there, Moon dives into how people are microdosing everything now — caffeine, workouts, sleep, discipline — turning basic self-control into endless experiments instead of commitment.

The conversation turns blunt as Moon talks about how adults are losing basic skills. Navigation, memory, communication, and problem-solving have all taken a hit as technology quietly does the thinking for us.

Next, Moon takes aim at the growing trend of people paying to be yelled at for motivation — boot camps, cold plunges, discipline coaches — questioning why self-respect has become something we outsource.

The episode hits a reality check with the fact that human attention spans are now shorter than a goldfish, explaining why nobody finishes anything anymore and why focus feels impossible.

The show closes with The Long Goodbye — stepping away from excuses, fake resets, and comfort lies, and facing who you actually are when the noise stops.

No hype. No soft landings. Just hard truths and full Moon energy.

This week on The Chris Moon Show, Moon goes after cosplay patriotism — people yelling about freedom and American values while wearing political merch made overseas. If your beliefs fit on a t-shirt, Moon has questions.

Then Moon breaks down the U.S. Flag Code and why the loudest “respect the flag” crowd breaks it constantly — from clothing and merch to altered designs and selective outrage.

The show shifts into F Xmas and the weird aftermath of Christmas, where the decorations come down but the debt, mental health crash, and January regret stick around longer than anyone wants to admit.

Moon also introduces a completely unhinged but weirdly logical thought experiment: What if America handled citizenship like pro sports trades?
You screw up badly, you get traded. Someone with skills and upside takes your spot. Satire, not policy — but it might make too much sense.

The episode closes with The Long Goodbye, stepping away from outrage as an identity and remembering who you are once the noise fades.

No filter. No teams. Just uncomfortable truths and full Moon energy.

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🎙️ The Chris Moon Show — Episode 8

This week Moon breaks down the Michigan head coach firing and what really gets you fired in modern college football when winning isn’t enough anymore. Then things take a dark turn as Moon dives into the bizarre and uncomfortable world of death row last meals — from extreme requests to the one order that ended the tradition in Texas.

Moon also tackles a topic that sounds fake but isn’t: the world is running out of sand, explaining how a basic resource quietly holds up civilization and why there’s literally a black market for dirt.

Somewhere in the middle of all that, Moon goes completely overboard on food, ranting about meals, cravings, comfort food, and why food somehow always ends up tied to our biggest moments — good and bad.

The episode wraps with The Long Goodbye, a real moment that grounds all the chaos.

Dark topics, weird facts, food rants, and zero filter — this is Episode 8 of The Chris Moon Show.

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This week Moon celebrates the chaos of Indiana being #1 in college football, a sentence no one expected to say out loud in their lifetime. Then Moon exposes the worst Christmas gift of the year, the one guaranteed to ruin friendships, marriages, and holiday dinners.

We hit Keyboard Heroes — the online tough guys who bark like attack dogs but in real life couldn’t intimidate a folding chair.

Then Moon dives into the new cultural crisis: AI Girlfriends.
Men are falling in love with chatbots, arguing with software, and getting emotionally dumped by lines of code. Society is collapsing in 4K.

And while humanity spirals into digital relationships, the government casually drops more proof that UFOs are real — again — and nobody reacts because the aliens probably think we’re idiots at this point.

The episode ends with Moon’s signature closer, The Long Goodbye — a grounding moment after all the insanity.

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Moon reviews Stranger Things with zero filter, breaks down IU vs Ohio State and the wild UK vs U of L matchup, and gives his official stance on tattoos — good, bad, and disastrous.
Then he calls out the redneck poachers tearing up the river before ending the show with a raw moment in The Long Goodbye.

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📣 Chris Moon Show — Episode Description (Thanksgiving Week)

This week on The Chris Moon Show, Moon goes off about deleting TikTok from his devices after getting censored one too many times. Then COVID comes knocking again — a house member tests positive, forcing Moon to cancel his Thanksgiving plans and miss out on that Olive Garden holiday dinner (the real tragedy of 2024).

We also break down the insane story of a teacher choking a student in a school restroom — and how in the world someone was filming inside a bathroom. Whatever happened to man code?

Moon dives into the world of terrible Thanksgiving desserts, why people keep bringing “healthy” sweets nobody actually wants, and wraps up with some real talk on food safety — the turkey danger zones, how long leftovers actually last, and why your cousin’s lukewarm mac and cheese might be an act of violence.

A chaotic, funny, and weirdly educational Thanksgiving-week episode.

🎙️ The Chris Moon Show — Episode 3
Moon’s back with another unapologetic round of chaos, calling out the week’s biggest headlines the only way he knows how — loud, honest, and way too real.

This week he dives into the Supreme Court “saving” gay marriage and asks the question nobody else will: was it cooler when you couldn’t get married?
He checks in with listener chaos from Jimmyknives, calls out MLB pitchers caught in a gambling sting, and laughs at Black Friday starting before the turkey’s even thawed.
Then Moon breaks down Trump’s $2K “please like me again” promise — and closes the show with The Long Goodbye, a raw, personal moment that reminds you this show has a heart under all the madness.

No rules. No filter. No apologies.
It’s real talk, real chaos — it’s The Chris Moon Show.

This week Moon breaks down the Bengals’ now-infamous spitting incident, digs into the real hottest Christmas gifts of 2025, and vents about airport chaos as we roll straight into the busiest travel week of the year.
Moon also explains why Terrifier 3 might actually qualify as a Christmas movie — yes, really — and things get even crazier when two callers jump into the show with their own unfiltered opinions.

From sports drama to holiday stress to horror-movie logic, it’s chaos from top to bottom, all capped off with Moon’s signature closer: The Long Goodbye.

No script. No filter. Two callers. Full Moon energy.

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Welcome back to the madness.