We stayed in Texas and then hitched a ride to Georgia with the legendary Bandit, Frog, Snowman, and Fred to eat cheeseburgers and iced tea in a choke and puke before discussing Smokey and the Bandit. How many police cars crashed along the way is almost uncountable. Maybe Buford and Junior have an inventory on that. That’s if Junior can manage to keep his head on better than his hat. This movie is almost as fun as driving your car through a football game. There’s almost nonstop car action except for the couple of stops to get beat up and snatch a smooshy-faced kiss. Get on eastbound and just watch ol’ Bandit run.