We’re going to Gotham to eat falafel and drink some green juice before discussing Batman Begins (2005). We enjoy watching our man Bruce become the Caped Crusader. We know that Batman is needed in Gotham, but the story is weighed down with at least five bad guys. None of them are fully developed, which leaves us wondering why they’re needed. This drags the film down a little. It’s still good and has the best Batmobile ever. Now we need to go and rid the city of some very bad men. We’re Batmen.

Your gracious hosts are eating beef kabab, assorted sheep cheeses, and drinking some fine wine before we discuss The Odyssey (2026). This must-see journey is full of what it takes to make an epic film. Fantastic story, cinematography, sound, and acting have come together to create something incredible. We swear to Athena, it’s a trip you won’t regret taking.

We come together this week to eat squid ink corn dogs and discuss Arrival (2016). The possible appearance of aliens leads us to debate the existence of God, while the inclusion of knowing the future leads us down a whole other rabbit hole. We agree that the film is wonderfully shot, directed, and full of meaningful ideas to contemplate, but the film’s lack of eloquent dialogue left us all a bit bewildered. For a movie about a linguistics expert communicating with aliens, that’s saying something. What that is, we still haven't deciphered.

We travel to Savannah to eat gumbo and rice and cool ourselves with cold drinks before discussing Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997). There are some problems with the storytelling in this courtroom drama with a comedic romance spin. We yearned for more meaningful courtroom scenes and less meandering investigation. The true star of the film is the city itself. Just enough of Savannah's quirky charms are included in the film to make up for its shortcomings.

We officially welcome Kye into our DWAM family this week when we eat mushroom ravioli and salad before discussing Twilight (2008). This fantastical world of awkward and perpetually pubescent vegetarian vampires is a beloved story for many teens. The film lacks a clear antagonist at the beginning of the movie and has campy scenes of Bella on Edward’s back running through the forest like Yoda and Luke that are laughable. Most of the questions we had about the story are answered in the book, so read the book first. In all, the film’s focus on family is done well. No matter if it’s through blood or chosen, family is a fundamental part of love.

We go out for chashu ramen this week before discussing Ponyo (2008). This film is full of little swimmers, with Ponyo as the biggest and most magical one. The reimagining of a story about a fish who wants to become human is a gentle and cheerful tale. The love between Sosuke and Ponyo is innocently pure throughout. We don’t completely understand some of the Japanese culture in the film, but we appreciate the beautiful animation, score, and cuteness. That's good enough for us to adore the film.

We’re letting our birds fly this week after we eat bacon and eggs (not rotten) and discuss Little Voice (1998). We feel the coziness of the small town in this film about a lonely girl who comes out of her shell and learns to fly against her mother’s incessant chatter. The musical numbers and variety acts are second to none. We’re still wondering what happened to poor Elaine.

It’s time for a change this week when we eat hot dogs and cupcakes in the dark before we discuss About Time (2013). We enjoyed the relationship between Tim and his dad and wanted more. We also liked the complications that time travel presents, but we unwind when a movie’s rules of time travel are broken or distorted just to complicate the story. We wish we could go back and fix a couple of moments that time forgot and make this a timeless classic.

This week, we eat some doughnuts and seafood (sushi) before discussing Saw (2004). We all wanted to try an escape room after watching the film, but not as crappy as this. It seems like a story built around a big reveal that isn’t exactly what we need to watch. With so many flashbacks and scenes outside of the room, it was hard to focus on what was important. We could envision a better movie in the end. Unfortunately, none of us feels the need to ever watch this movie again.

We’re cranking it up to eleven this week when we eat cold cuts and cheese on too small bread, crackers with canned cheese, and Oreo cookies before we discuss This is Spinal Tap (1984). The grandfather of every mockumentary in existence has us rockin’ and rollin’ on the floor laughing. Guest, McKean, and Shearer show their comedic genius as British bonehead buffoons. They are correct about one thing; it's such a fine line between stupid and clever. RIP Rob Reiner, your brilliance will live forever.