In today's show, Jess hunts for rare and exotic beans, and I get a call from an old friend. 

Hey folks, we need help growing. We want this thing to be... good. Spread the word, reach out, we'll take any and all ... help. My plans for advertising have maybe fallen through, so *throws a ream of paper*. Anyway, we love y'all, and thanks for bein' you.

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