Everyone's A Critic

Thank you so much for every listen throughout the years. Change isn't easy. We love all of you and have loved every moment of making this silly, wonderful, obnoxious show.

Every time you read a funny review in the wild, hear an out of context kazoo, or find yourself laughing at the inevitable heat death of the universe, let it remind you of us.

Take care of each other, make each other laugh.

J and J

In today's episode, a cohost yawns at her cohost, a boy kicks a cow too hard, and Barbie goes mutton busting.

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Hello world!

Ecclesiastical! 

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Hello world!

We didn't realize until after we stopped recording that the Cheez Whiz eaten in today's program was two weeks past its sell-by date. I bought it at a Kroger, and like, yeah sell-by dates are kind of dumb sometimes, but like, what? How?

Our favorite music in one messy pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

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Hello world!

I know the title is supposed to be "Skating for Christ." But that isn't my new favorite phrase ever, so, what can you do.

Today's show also features a grim look at airport Starbucks by someone who's connecting flight is definitely impossible.

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Our favorite music in one messy pile-up: 

https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/

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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone

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In today's show we piss, cuss, steal, and win (everybody's doing it).

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Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4

https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

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Hello world!

Today's episode is sponsored by the Steak & Milk diet! Eat like Daniel Plainview, die like Daniel Plainview. 

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Our favorite music in one awesome pile-up: https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

(It's so big I have to import it to Spotify manually, and I don't)

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Hello world!

If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. 

Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4

https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/

Yell at us: [email protected]

Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone

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I'm desperate to own an Ovilus 3, if anyone is selling.

This one is about the horrors of 8th grade, 7th grade, and Fort Lauderdale. Thank my lucky stars I've only experienced two of them.

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Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4

https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/

Yell at us: [email protected]

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On an all new EAC, alliances will be broken, showmances will be shattered, and one contestant's life will change forever.

We also talk about the Applebee's in San Francisco.

If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. 

Our favorite music in one messy (awesome) pile-up: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0uPjDIPt5PuItK7SzTeiUE?si=d7b3827f642341d4

https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/588a3c9d-cf2f-42fc-9663-5448730033b9

Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/

Yell at us: [email protected]

Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone

Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/

Boo!