Everyone's A Critic

Alternate titles for today's episode:

Don't, Don't, Don't Ever Say That Again

Spring's Bone

A Cocktail I Can Cozy Up To

The Orgasm Arena

This is America 

The TJ Maxx Way

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In today's show, we take a wholly unrequested trip to Elizabethton, TN, and we warsh all that sadness down with a tall glass of... plastic tubs and file organizers.

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Alternate titles for today's episode include:

As a Body Wash

Mostly Sour Grapes

I'm Only Half-Italian

****WARNING***

This Is Crazy

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In today's show, we have T-Joes, kale rants, AND Jimmy Dean's sausage on a stick. It's some real season 1 goodness.

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Today's episode is about me. I am New Hamspshire's greatest threat. I AM THE END.

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In today's extra long pizza, we go on two fabulous road trips through the weirdest corners of America. Please see today's special image for all the hype you need.

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On this frosty western morn we feast upon Feedback: The Breakfast of Champions. Lesbians not included.

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In today's episode, we take a spin in the dreaded Book Nook and head east southeast through much of Middle Earth (the bits that matter, anyway).

And yeah, apparently we've heard O'Doherty pronounced incorrectly on British TV too many times. Soz!

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Sudan Archives' last album ends with a gorgeous track about her roots in Cincinnati. Meanwhile, Cleveland has the shitty theme song from The Drew Carrey Show. You do the math.

We also talk about Quaker Steak and Lube, as well as Al Dente the singing-not-singing pasta timer.

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One tap for sex.

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