We’re trying something new in this week’s Reality TV Rundown/Roundup: strictly talking Teen Mom! It’s our favorite reality show, and the one we’re most emotionally invested in, so we’re giving it a go (and workshopping names if you have one to suggest). We open by recapping the last few episodes of season 9 of Teen Mom 2 and tackling topics such as why Leah’s boyfriend’s head is so small, the comedic timing of baby Addie, and Kail’s poisonous personality and subsequent lack of storyline. We skim over Briana’s snore of a life before wishing that Cole and Chelsea were our parents, and talking Jenelle’s marriage. On Instagram, we’re over the Us Weekly/OK! Magazine clickbait stories the cast members are peddling (Han fell prey to one on Javi’s stories live on air) and examine the Jenelle/David divorce hoax. And of course, how could we leave Farrah out? In this week’s Farrah Fables we wonder if CPS has been called about Sofia not seeming to go to school and are puzzled over a YouTube ASMR guest appearance she shared. Send us a DM or leave us a comment on our Instagram (@hangonaminutepod) to let us know what you think of our new twist on this segment! • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!