Hang on a Minute with Hannah and Kelly

We’re back and better than ever! In this week’s catch up, we tackle some follow-ups before Han tells us about her recent trip to LA. We then discuss health and beauty, Rent the Runway, SF MUNI’s chief resigning, and two podcasts: “Gangster Capitalism” (we called it “Gangster Politics” on the show) and “Court Junkie”. We’ll be back in two weeks with our next episode. • Leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.  

We’re back with another special guest, our friend Serg! He’s hilariously colorful and regales us with stories about festival port-a-potties, his first car, growing up in Phoenix, AZ, selling booze to underage kids at his first job, plastering Playgirl Magazines all over his hometown as a kid, and two separate nights he spent in jail (including one night in Joe Arpaio’s infamous “Tent City”). We then talk San Francisco pet peeves, and music and bars he’s loving now. Serg also recommends Candy Bar (94 Turk St., SF). Ask to see the dressing room. • We have some travel coming up, so we’ll be back in three weeks with our next episode. In the meantime, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

Han and Kel kick off episode 17 chatting rugby and champagne and then sharing a PSA and some Instagram updates. Han then tells us about a traumatic experience she had on MUNI a few weeks ago and we share our thoughts on the latest royal family gossip. We then discuss the movie “Captain Marvel”, the book “Ladies Who Punch - The Explosive Inside Story of The View”, and Beyoncé’s “Homecoming”. Kel wraps it up by sharing some hilarious posts from our neighborhood’s Next Door Page. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our next guest! • Leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

In this rendition of Teen Mom Deep Dive, we’re recapping episodes 12-16 of season 9 of Teen Mom 2. We discuss Chelsea and Cole’s overpriced Itzy Ritzy collab and their home robbery; Briana’s Instagram drama with Devoin, as well as her hair system the last few episodes; Leah’s reliance on Plan B (no shade!) and her relationship with Jeremy (Why don’t her kids like him?); Jenelle’s painfully stupid Instagram Live with her mom, and the fact that Kail’s sister is alive, as well as her relationship with Chris (lawd). • We’ll be back with another recap in two episodes. In the meantime, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

We’re back this week with another special guest and, SURPRISE, she’s related us! Anne is Han and Kel’s  well-adjusted, extensively-educated, and well-read cousin who’s currently pursuing her PhD. In this episode, we chat her dissertation, her previous work at a rape crisis center, and the strike she recently helped organize on her campus on behalf of the graduate teachers’ union. We then chat tight fives and Cameron Esposito, Anne’s dog, Ira, and of the course, the royal family, before we wrap it up with a silly game. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our catch-up and Teen Mom Deep Dive. • Please, for the love of Beyoncé, leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

In this edition of Teen Mom Deep Dive, we discuss the validity of Jenelle’s alleged sinus surgery, whether or not Andrew just got out of prison, Kail’s ever-spreading toxicity, and the hair care feud of the century (well, series)! We reluctantly mention Briana, but mostly to say that we love Devoin, and then tackle Leah and Chelsea and the bizarre Midwest baby accent Chelsea’s family has, before moving on to Farrah’s new business venture in Farrah Fables. PS - we were two bloody Mary’s in when we recorded this, so excuse our hysterics. • Leave us a review (Please, seriously. We really will dial you into the pod.) and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

In today’s episode, Han and Kel discuss bad Instagram pranks for April Fool’s Day, one of Kelly’s favorite Instagram dogs who sadly passed, the fact that Han’s dating “Adventure Guy”, an airplane hangar paradise in Berlin, an almost-fatal yacht ride we took around the Bay a few weeks ago, and our biggest problem with San Francisco right now. Kel closes it out with another silly news story before we head into Teen Mom Deep Dive in part 2! • Leave us a review (Please, seriously. We really will dial you into the pod.) and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod. We’ll be back in two weeks with our next guest!

We’re back, and today we have a special guest: our dear friend, Jenn! Jenn and Han used to work together and sat next to each other at the office for two years. They bonded over skincare and the rest is history. Today, she’s on the pod to talk fashion and makeup. We kick things off with an exciting announcement: thanks to our friend, Erin, we now have a logo! Jenn tells us what us what it was like to get her eyebrows microbladed and then we dive into the unfolding college admissions scandal (how could Aunt Becky do us like this?!). We watched an Olivia Jade vlog and each lost a billion brain cells so that you didn’t have to, and we have a lot of questions, like how does Olivia Jade have a headboard in a college dorm? We then play a game where we share our opinions on some of the latest fashion trends, which includes bike shorts and long, pointy nails, among other things. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our catch-up and Teen Mom recap. • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!

We’re trying something new in this week’s Reality TV Rundown/Roundup: strictly talking Teen Mom! It’s our favorite reality show, and the one we’re most emotionally invested in, so we’re giving it a go (and workshopping names if you have one to suggest). We open by recapping the last few episodes of season 9 of Teen Mom 2 and tackling topics such as why Leah’s boyfriend’s head is so small, the comedic timing of baby Addie, and Kail’s poisonous personality and subsequent lack of storyline. We skim over Briana’s snore of a life before wishing that Cole and Chelsea were our parents, and talking Jenelle’s marriage. On Instagram, we’re over the Us Weekly/OK! Magazine clickbait stories the cast members are peddling (Han fell prey to one on Javi’s stories live on air) and examine the Jenelle/David divorce hoax. And of course, how could we leave Farrah out? In this week’s Farrah Fables we wonder if CPS has been called about Sofia not seeming to go to school and are puzzled over a YouTube ASMR guest appearance she shared. Send us a DM or leave us a comment on our Instagram (@hangonaminutepod) to let us know what you think of our new twist on this segment! • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!

It’s Stormi’s world and we’re just living in it! Han kicks off this episode by bitching about working out. She then regales us with a story that will remind you of that one time your grandmother tried to use the internet to make a restaurant reservation, before Kelly tells us about “Lorena” on Amazon Prime, a four part mini series that re-examines the Lorena Bobbitt story of the 90’s (Excuse our giggling over the size of her ex-husband’s … appendage.). We then dive into the podcasts we’ve been binging, all of which are semi-macabre true crime stories, including “A Killing on the Cape” (not “Murder”, as we said), “Cold”, “Over My Dead Body”, and “Case Closed”. Kel then quizzes Han in a segment called “Let Me Ask You”. We talk Stormi Webster’s first birthday party, the Jordyn-Kylie-Tristan scandal (It was just breaking as we recorded!), and a few other non-Kardashian topics. Before signing off, we wrap it up with a news story about a woman in China with an enviable hearing condition. • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!