Dearest Going Terribly devotees,

The coda of this pernicious solar revolution that threatened to never meet its quietus is finally nigh. A festive holiday denouement is upon us, and with it, comes grammarian pedantry, spectral flatulence, osculation via rosaceae, feline scatology, and a superannuated missive mission with a soupçon of thespian flair. 

Blessed be those who hearkened to our auricular meshugas this autumn eterne.

May we remain ever your humble servants,

Madam Aläis & Sir Dùghlas

Other discussion topics* may include:

- Roleplaying  (totally nonsexual)

- The easy to avoid pitfalls of mogwai and Uncrustables

- A very manly bath night (possibly nonsexual)

- Oompa Loompas, Hanson, and more Lord of the Rings mythology

- How handsome, financially stable, and appropriately shaven Intern Sean is

*"Other discussion topics" this week provided by Intern Sean