We’re framing each other for things we may not have done this week while we eat chicken Frito pie, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and Kit Kats before we discuss Gone Girl. Once we get past the unrealistic meet cute banter, the story leads us through a series of events that may not be as authentic as they are depicted. Is Nick a wife murderer? Is Amy abused? The answers may surprise you if you ignore the story's holes. We’re excited that Nick gives us some wood in the end, but we'll save that for our fifth-anniversary show.