This week is a short one because Alice is dead and Doug is dying, and what's gonna happen to the podcast?! Would any of y'all step up to host? Who are we kidding, there's probably a line of you a mile long, vying for these coveted spots. Right? Right???

Other discussion topics may include:

- Coffee Monster vs. Coughie Monster: Which is scarier?

- The birthday of superstars actress Mint Joan Hart and Maeby others

- The Joy of Destroy

- Somehow Riverdale is discussed again

- Celebrate Velociraptor Awareness Day with Saved by the Bell: The Jurassic Years