We woke up this morning not knowing what we were doing so we decided to eat Chinese food, chocolate chip cookies, and clementines before discussing Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Do we really want Joel and Clem to make it? Are they nutso enough to give it another try? We don’t know where they’re headed, but it’s the journey that matters. We all agree that Patrick has no rizz. Stealing panties and a trashbag of memories is not the way to a woman’s heart.