You know how Alice and Doug generally just talk out of their asses? Well, they do their due diligence and correct their falsehoods too. It's time for Dueling It Went Terriblys!

Other discussion topics may include:

- A look at that delicious, salty penguin blood

- When to take away a kid's Switch. And switchblade.

- The vasectomy that ended the Lincoln lineage

- How to file with the National Trademark Homeowners Association

- A glimpse into the anal languages