What happens when a woman finds a dead animal’s heart in her ex’s wedding cake? And how do you respond when the mom behind it all fakes a death, hijacks phone numbers, stalks relationships, and even photobombs her son’s love life? Celia and Camellia go full throttle breaking down the insanity of this six‑episode thriller, where nothing is sacred and everyone has something to hide.

In this wild ride of an episode, we cover:

 Wedding cake revenge as a statement

 Art galas, accusations of stalking, and who’s really in the wrong

 Spain vacations with dead bodies (sort of), fake funerals, and parental sabotage

 Swimming pools, drugging, drowning, and no CPR from a doctor

 Cats that recover phones and plot devices we refuse to question

 A detour into Selena Gomez’s wedding look, Benny Blanco’s storytelling vibes, and Hollywood gossip

 Our love for Full House — meeting Dave Coulier, touring legacy shows, and why old-school family sitcoms still hit different

 Streaming trends, show lengths, The Walter Boys, and why we’re nostalgic for long-form drama

 James Van Der Beek’s revelation, cancer fight, masked singer talent, and a Dawson’s Creek takedown

 Celia’s life advice: “Don’t be Dawson’s dad.” (Yes, it’s a thing. Put the ice cream and phone down.)

You’ll laugh. You’ll gasp. You’ll maybe question your life choices. But most importantly you’ll stay tuned. Because with us, even the madness has a method.