Nothing but CRIME happening in this episode. Rat thievery.* Puppy abuse.** Serial killing.***

Other discussion topics may include:

- Handheld vegetables and the gloves that hold them

- The underrated flavor combination of household cleaner and barbecue pork

- How to pepper in some incest to give a story some humor

- The latest, tiniest, most gluten-filled member of the 27 Club

- Grand Theft Horsey

* Thievery by a rat, not of a rat

**The puppy is FINE. It was just the once.

***Oh yeah, no, this one's real.