In episode 14, the dudes are picking up the pieces after Dave burned their studio down. Sir Patrick Stewart is still trying to "cook" Hot Pockets correctly and also seems to be up to something… Oh yeah, and there’s plenty of crazy stuff happening in the world that the dudes have heard recently. Crazy real-life serial killers, underground cockfighting rings, operating room fires started by farts, and Michael Phelps trying to out-swim a great white shark.

 

Oh and the guys might have just found the best movie of the year. Come hang out! Hey, by the way, do you know what SW storms are?

 

Dude, did you hear?

 

We’re drinking a couple beers from Saint Archer Brewery – White Ale and Pale Ale (Those ales are just like Dave and Andy- pasty and tasty)

 

Quickdraws include China outlawing Andy’s seductive banana eating, another Boaty McBoatface update, special in-flight body bag service, a new record for the longest sniper shot, the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist, the most-interesting man in the world switching sides and George Clooney’s billion dollar business.

 

We let Sir Patrick Stewart out to attend a Formula One Race and he represented the podcast by drinking champagne from a used shoe. Seriously. That really happened.

 

The dudes are stoked for the big showdown this summer. Not McGregor vs. Mayweather (although we’ll definitely be watching) – Michael Phelps vs. the ocean’s most deadly predator.

 

Dave gets really dark with a guy Dexter would love to have on his table, an actual serial killer called the Toy Box Killer. Thankfully some women escaped and he got what was coming to him. 

 

Andy is back with more unexpected art discoveries – this one begins with a signed Lakers poster worth $300 and ends with a long lost Jackson Pollock painting potentially worth $15,000,000.

 

Dave dives into the underground cockfighting ring in India and uncovers some seriously painful assaults and brawls. You could say that he really grabs this story “by the balls.”

 

A woman farted during surgery and caught on fire. No, you didn’t read that wrong. Yes, we laughed and yes, we’re horrible people for it.

 

The dudes loved Baby Driver and so did Guillermo Del Toro – GO SEE THIS MOVIE!

 

Andy was in nature for a while and got up close and personal with bears and their tapeworms. Carry bear mace people!

 

Dave recommends some solid, story-driven video games with some excellent soundtracks - Hotline Miami and Hotline Miami 2.

 

Andy doesn’t recommend throwing coins into a jet engine before getting on the plane. Not even for good luck. We’re talking to you, Grandma. 

 

Dave doesn’t recommend the latest Michael Bay special effects dumpster fire – Transformers 5. However, Dave is also to blame for this dumpster fire since he keeps giving Michael Bay his hard-earned money in ticket sales.

 

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