It's National Forklift Safety Day! So put on those wrist braces and compression sleeves and mouth guards and dental dams cuz you don't want an unsafe incident. Neither the string cheese nor spaghetti kind.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The eating of each other's sins...and other acts of love

- An apology to TBS. With caveats.

- Serious medical conditions, such as albinism, nutcoin, and jerkoff elbow

- A breakdown of all of Billy Joel's wives. No, seriously.

- Some very disappointing news about earwax