We go undercover this week in Boston to eat croissants, cold cuts, and cranberry juice before we discuss The Departed. Everyone’s a rat in this entertaining Scorsese film, but we’re left to answer some big questions. Does everyone in Boston have a bad Boston accent? What’s in Billy’s envelope? Is Colin a repressed gay man? Who is Madolyn’s baby daddy? We try to get to the bottom of what’s going on with our determination to uncover the reason for killing almost every character in the movie without emotional investment.