This week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the moment we would have yeeted a Buddi doll out of the house. We’re #TeamAnnabelle in this fight, for sure. Rate and subscribe or you’ll never have a Buddi doll.

Stats/info: 2019, directed by Lars Klevberg, starring Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Brian Tyree Henry and Mark Hamill