Week 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#JusticeforCuddles). This movie was real bad and we do not recommend it, but if you like bad fashion this might be for you. Rate and review or we’ll draw 1 million creepy portraits of you.

Stats/info: 2011, directed by Christian E. Christiansen, starring Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Danneel Harris, Matt Lanter, and Aly Michalka

Week 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and out of sync rendition of the Kim Possible theme song, discuss the ol’ hansel and gretel method, and how much demon kids love brushing hair and holding hands. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be taking on your very own case 39.

Stats/info: 2009, directed by Christian Alvart, starring Renee Zellweger, Jodelle Ferland, Bradley Cooper, Ian McShane, Callum Keith Rennie, Kerry O’Malley, and Adrian Lester

Welcome back Halle! This week we watch Jen’s favorite childhood movie - Gothika. We’re not completely sure what Gothika means, however we do know what “Not Alone” means after Halle changes the explanation 3 times. We discuss a Gothika/Osmosis Jones crossover, ghost Jesus carrying you bridal style, and how if we ever get haunted, we want a nicer ghost. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll come and possess you!

Stats/info: 2003, directed by Mathieu Kassovitz, starring Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr., Charles S. Dutton, John Carroll Lynch, Bernard Hill, Penélope Cruz

New month, new theme. This month we’re watching movies now streaming on Netflix! We kick off this month by watching 2016’s, “The Boy.” Let’s be clear, you’re either going to enjoy this movie or hate it...it all depends on if you enjoy a “man in the wall” storyline. Join us as we discuss the ick factor of the man in the wall, the grocery man, and following strict schedules. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’re on doll babysitting duty!

Stats/info: 2016, directed by William Brent Bell, starring Lauren Cohan, James Russell, Rupert Evans, Diana Hardcastle, Jim Norton, and Ben Robson

This week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the moment we would have yeeted a Buddi doll out of the house. We’re #TeamAnnabelle in this fight, for sure. Rate and subscribe or you’ll never have a Buddi doll.

Stats/info: 2019, directed by Lars Klevberg, starring Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman, Brian Tyree Henry and Mark Hamill

Make it gnarly and they will come. This week we watch 2009’s, “Friday the 13th!” Is it a bummer? Yes. Is it the worst Friday the 13th movie in the franchise? Nah. Join us as we discuss How this movie and Transformers are somehow in the same universe, how Jay boi hates weed, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, women’s nipples, and baby oil, and how there was a missed opportunity for Jason to be driving a speedboat. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be on camp up keep this summer!

Stats/info: 2009, directed by Marcus Nispel, starring Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Derek Mears, Amanda Righetti, Julianna Guill, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Willa Ford, and Arlen Escarpeta

2nd week of remake month brings us to a movie we both enjoy - Fright Night! We dissect the Twilight and Minority Report references, rollercoasters of emotions that Colin Farrell makes us feel (Parental Warning), and how Evil Ed is definitely #MisunderstoodEd. We love everyone in this movie, so buckle up for fawning over everyone. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send Jerry the Vampire after you.

Stats/info: 2011, directed by Craig Gillespie, starring Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, David Tennant, and Toni Collette

New month, new theme, we bring you...REMAKE MONTH. Kicking it off is 2008’s “Prom Night,” so loosely based on the OG movie that they’re 3rd cousins twice removed and from different planets. Join us as we discuss Idris Elba’s life choices aka being in these shite movies, nondescript black-cap law, and our own prom experiences. Molly has an important PSA so listen up, folks. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll show you a powerpoint presentation of our own prom pictures.

Stats/info: 2018 directed by Nelson McCormick, starring Brittany Snow, Johnathon Schaech, Scott Porter, Dana Davis, Jessica Stroup, Idris Elba, Collins Pennie, James Ransone, and Kelly Blatz

Final week in possession month leads us to a very unimpressive movie - Evil Dead remake. We discuss the science of how water + sugar = blood, cat worms making you a zombie demon, how long you have to bury someone before they’re exorcised, and how David just straight up SUCKS. Mostly, we just think this movie was made (at least in part) as a personal revenge fantasy against some teacher called Eric. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll defib you.

Stats/info: 2013 directed by Fede Álvarez, starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore

Annabelle is back and being treated like the queen she is for week 3 of [doll] possession week. We enjoyed watching 2019’s, “Annabelle Comes Home” where Annabelle gathers all of her demon friends and party it up in the Warren’s home. Join us as we discuss the dangers of having a room full of possessed objects in your house, Annabelle’s need to “lean with it, rock with it,” and the missed opportunity to have a ‘Bye Bye Man’ and Annabelle crossover. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to play Feeley Meeley with demon hands.

Stats/info: 2019, directed by Gary Dauberman, starring McKenna Grace, Madison Iseman, Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Katie Sarife