Maggie Millstein is a writer and editor for “Los Angeles Magazine.” She is also the co-author of “Undisclosed: Secrets of the AIDS Epidemic.” She has had face to face conversations with Charles Manson, several times. Maggie has stories and we want to hear them. Discovery Channel has a new special airing soon, “Eaten Alive.” It involves an anaconda, a snake-resistant suit, and an idiot. NBC has a new special airing soon, “Peter Pan: LIVE.” It involves a sexually confusing main character, a prancing Captain Hook, and an idiot. Are you listening to the smash podcast sensation “Serial”? Because we sure as hell aren’t. Ladies - if you want to find a husband, you just need to let your preacher kiss your naked butt.