It's time for everybody's favorite segment: It Went Terribly! And it's a week late because last week was Independence Day. Or should we say it's "a week before the Ides of July" because the ancient Romans liked to refer to numbers backwards like that?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Do you have a difficult time controlling your front fart volume?

- Recent news about Julius Caesar's stabbing (no, really)

- Ham sandwich lies

- Dementia, abortion, overdoses, and other topics you didn't expect

- But also, kangaroo balls