In Episode 15, Andy is feeling under the weather and Dave has a solution for him. The dudes have plenty of crazy things they’ve heard… like insane gaming streaks brought down by marriage, a monkey suit court case for the rights to a selfie, and the unexpected answer to the age-old question of “who is the guy inside the ATM that gives us our money?”

 

Oh, and SWORD WATCH 2017 is back in a big way. Monkey suit up! Hey, is it just us or is Sir Patrick Stewart starting to get a little too nosey? AN UNWELCOME GUEST GUEST GUES./

 

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A FRAUDCAST

 

We’re drinking Inner Geek Brown Ale from Blizzard Entertainment (yes, you read that right) and Duet IPA from Alpine Brewing.

 

Quickdraws include the new "fidget spinner” of China that is actually a dangerous weapon, Mike Tyson’s fake “Johnson,” a man’s chilling plan to keep his dead wife in a freezer for that sweet social security money so he could keep his account from being frozen, Japanese ninja repellant, snortable chocolate, and mustard’s stubborn nature.

 

Marriage changes your life forever. For one man, that meant ending an insane XBOX Gamerscore streak. But don’t worry; he unlocked a new achievement. SEXBOX! Well, mainly just sex. The games come later.

 

Dave swings in with a Monkey Suit Daily Double and an expensive banana phone bill. A new court ruling almost gave a monkey the monetary rights to a famous selfie and Universal takes piracy accusations to a new level of stupid.

 

Have you ever felt trapped in your job? Have you felt like no one's listening? Well, it’s definitely not as bad as a certain ATM contractor felt in Corpus Christi, TX.

 

Texas just passed a law allowing all blades of any size to be carried and- OMG ITS TIME FOR MORE SWORD WATCH 2017!!!

 

Have you ever wished you could get paid millions of dollars for doing literally nothing? Now you can celebrate a holiday dedicated to that. Join us in celebrating Bobby Bonilla Day!

 

Dave shares a quick fact about Babe Ruth that completely knocks Andy’s mind out of the park.

 

The guys from Limetown are coming back with a new podcast… that’s also a musical. Suddenly, Dave and Andy feel less original... like the hack-frauds they are.

 

The dudes recommend Spiderman: Homecoming – the best Spiderman movie that’s been made to date. Uncle Ben's so glad he didn't have to get shot again!

 

Andy recommends the documentary Unbranded – now streaming on Netflix. It's about some cowboys who find new meaning in the wilderness, in the shadow of the mountains. The Rocky Mountains, of course. 

 

Dave recommends the new Nine Inch Nails EP “Add Violence.” Find it wherever you find music. THIS ISN'T THE PLACE, THIS ISN'T THE PLACE, THIS ISN'T THE PLACE. Do you feel like you're in control? 4n1 19 

 

Andy doesn’t recommend using an axe to persuade a radio station to play a song that you really want to hear. At DDYH we don't just chop up people's names, we ax the questions no one else will. 

 

Never argue with a Sicilian when death is on the line! Neither shalt thou argue with a nerd when Star Trek vs. Star Wars is on the line! Dave doesn’t recommend it. Unless you like getting stabbed.

 

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