This week on The Chris Moon Show, it’s Valentine’s Week — and nobody is calm.

Moon kicks things off by breaking down how Valentine’s Day has turned into a full-blown performance, where flowers, captions, and public affection feel more like relationship PR than romance.

Then it’s on to the pressure of posting your partner, because apparently love doesn’t count unless strangers double-tap it.

Moon dives into the actual science behind love, explaining what dopamine, oxytocin, and serotonin are really doing to your brain — and why butterflies might just be anxiety with good marketing.

From there, the debate gets real: Is Valentine’s Day better single or taken? Couples feel pressure, singles pretend they don’t care, and nobody’s actually relaxed.

The episode also looks at the economy of romance, why everything costs more in February, and whether public proposals are romantic… or emotional hostage situations.

Moon wraps up with Love Languages — helpful tool or convenient excuse? and closes the show with The Long Goodbye, reflecting on old relationships, old expectations, and what love actually looks like once the noise fades.

Funny, honest, slightly uncomfortable — just how Valentine’s Week should be.