There's a really cool segment this week. Doug is the best at making games. And Alice is the best at playing them. But not this time. Has girl ever even heard of 20 Questions?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Kidney transplant or a Harry and the Hendersons DVD: which is more important to you?

- Fantastic food deals, such as $5 hamburgers and free frogs with your packaged spinach

- Do cities give out literal keys? Or is it, like, certificates, snow globes, and whole hoofs?

- Owl porn impressions

- Do pandas even exist? Or are they just humans dressed up in panda costumes?