Our King of the Food Court, Andy Jones, is turning the Big 6-0 today!

Wouldn't it have been cool if we had planned it better so that his 60th would land on our 160th episode?

Well, anyway...

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do certain hotel elevators and all outhouses have in common?

- Shocking stockings

- The alluring, law-breaking beauty of giraffe feces

- Pedal-powered female devices...no, this is not the same thing as shocking stockings

- Happy Wear a Hat to Denny's Day!