This. Is. 100%. The. Most. Hectic. Dating. Story. Ever.

So this is it. A man travelled from Missouri in the USA to Sydney Australia to date me.

And it was TERRIBLE.

I was completely FatFished. Which is like catfished except he was the same person in the photos he sent, just at least 35kg (70lbs) heavier....

He lied about his appearance. And it was all downhill from there.

From fake snakes, to hair stroking, to weird back scratches, to a fucked up toe, to just me feeling damn awkward.... it’s alllll there.

Buckle in, I take you for a ride in this episode!

Enjoy,
Ash