Whatabio Dating Podcast

Has a guy ever told you “I’m about to receive $10 million, so you should stick around me”?

No?

Well, LUCKY ME, because it happened to me.

Actually, this was my very first date with


An American
A personal trainer
Someone that lived in LA

It’s a great story, mixed in with a bit of fat-fishing and a very, very, very particular diet.

Enjoy!
Ash

@whatabio on Instagram

Ok, hi there. It’s me. Your best friend - Ashleigh O’Donnell.

Look, I’m going to be honest here, I was a buttface about 3 years ago. I blatantly refused to date Englishmen due to 3 back to back experiences with 3 English guys during my time in London.

Here are those stories.

Note: I still haven’t yet dated an Englishman, but boy gosh they are attractive, so HELLLLLO ENGLAND LADS or one in particular :wink:

Enjoy my stories!
Ash
@whatabio on IG

A CALL OUT TO ALL MUSICIANS - is this a thing? Do you grow ALL your nails to a disgustingly long state on just ONE HAND S you can play guitar?

Please let me know because I went on a date with a guy who did and even though he got me a Clippers hat because the LA Clippers are my favourite basketball team, I couldn’t help but be freaked out with that hand and those grossly long nails :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

You’ll enjoy today’s episode. It’s funny AF!

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At the start this guy ticked all the boxes. Tall, dark features, funny and eager to date me. I was so excited for our first date and it was going so well... and then the red flags began..... and wow did they come out of no where.

Listen in to hear what happened and how you can avoid my mistakes!

This. Is. 100%. The. Most. Hectic. Dating. Story. Ever.

So this is it. A man travelled from Missouri in the USA to Sydney Australia to date me.

And it was TERRIBLE.

I was completely FatFished. Which is like catfished except he was the same person in the photos he sent, just at least 35kg (70lbs) heavier....

He lied about his appearance. And it was all downhill from there.

From fake snakes, to hair stroking, to weird back scratches, to a fucked up toe, to just me feeling damn awkward.... it’s alllll there.

Buckle in, I take you for a ride in this episode!

Enjoy,
Ash

Hey guys, welcome back to the whatabio dating podcast.

I’ve got a great story for you today, but it sucked for me because this was a terrible date and even though it only went for an hour, I was cringing every 5 mins.

Terrible date!

But hilarious for you, so enjoy!

This episode just makes me cringe.

The whole date was a cringe.

The oldest man I have ever gone a date with - I was closer to his son’s age than his age! Eeeeek.

Well, all in the name of research right?

Also, he didn’t have any “guy” friends.... red flag much??

Enjoy!

So on tonight’s episode, this is one where I was blindsided about a particular text I received.

Wait until you hear about the date though. By far the most fancy I’ve ever been on.....

So then why did I receive that text?

Hmmm one for the laughs!

Enjoy!

So this guy from YEARS ago popped up on my Instagram the other day and started following me.

And then I remembered about our experience together all those years ago.

And I shuddered.

Because I remembered... the jackhammer.

And that is all I will say about today’s episode.

Tune in and get ready to laugh

Honestly this is up there with the worst date ever.

From mildew wet clothes smell to cancelling plans whilst I’m IN the car to lighting 3 cigarettes!!... you’re set for a hilarious dating story.

This is what happens when I rush too soon into a date.

Never. Again.

But enjoy!