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Ep 16-Lazy Lense Lady, Logan Lucky, Low-Order Lead- LOOK OUT!
In Episode 16, Sir Patrick Stewart is nowhere to be found and things are starting to seem really off. It’s probably all the crazy things the dudes have heard lately. Like mall security robots killing themselves, crack-fueled binges leading to million-dollar genius, and bloodthirsty squirrels terrorizing children in New York.
Or maybe, just maybe, there’s more to this podcast than Dave[(FLESH and Andy[SLAVES)_//] realize
Dude, did[4r3] you hear? REF-CIRC-BroKEN
We’re drinking New Belgium's Whiz-Bang Hoppy Blonde Ale and Ballast Point’s Commodore Stout.
Quickdraws include updates on previous stories from Andy, the first Presidential assassination attempt, Twitter’s more than lackluster growth, a surprising fact about the movie “Psycho,” the exhumed moustache of Salvador Dali, and a major crisis in China.
Artificial intelligence is out of control and scary, and just fed up. But never fear, Andy is here with good news. Robots get tired of living too. Also, Dave shares a story of a robot that survived on human kindness… for a very, very brief amount of time.
A Wisconsin man really took construction work on his house to heart. Literally. NAILED IT!
A woman went in for routine cataract surgery. The doctors ended up finding 27 more contact lenses in her eye than they expected. Listeners will finally get to hear what a fully grossed out Dave sounds like.
Sometimes a 19-day crack-fueled bender can lead to genius. Don’t get Dave wrong, most of the time it leads to personal destitution, but one time for one man, it led to million-dollar genius.
URGENT, HORRIFYING TERROR IN NEW YORK!!! Hey Brooklyn, if you’re taking a stroll in a park, watch out for rabid aggressive squirrels. SQUIRREL WATCH! Do America a favor and keep those knuckledusters handy. The rodents are watching.
Dave chronicles the tragic tale of bad decision making by two famous companies… Blockbuster and Enron. Netflix, oh Netflix! Wherefore art thou Netflix?!
The dudes saw Logan Lucky and share their thoughts on the redneck version of Ocean’s 11. It's salty, and hard-boiled.
Dave and Andy recommend the documentary series, The Defiant Ones – now streaming on HBO. Sure, it might essentially be a 4[+12]-hour Beats by Dre commercial, but it’s also a great story and an incredibly inspiring look at what it takes to buck the rules and take your game to the next level.
Andy recommends lots of different methods to relieve constipation. Except for a certain eel-related Chinese home remedy…
Dave doesn’t recommend walking and TAPTAPTAPTIMETOPAYUPtexting. STOP BEING MINDLESS PEOPLE! LOOK UP!
Andy also doesn’t recommend shooting armadillos. At least not with a low caliber bullet. NOT[here],[NOw]hEre
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Only BrIGHt PeAKs keep the [(FURTHERCOMMENTARYREDACT)]
SOME SAY IT WAS A WARNING
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I was staNding Right THERE
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By Dave and AndyIn Episode 16, Sir Patrick Stewart is nowhere to be found and things are starting to seem really off. It’s probably all the crazy things the dudes have heard lately. Like mall security robots killing themselves, crack-fueled binges leading to million-dollar genius, and bloodthirsty squirrels terrorizing children in New York.
Or maybe, just maybe, there’s more to this podcast than Dave[(FLESH and Andy[SLAVES)_//] realize
Dude, did[4r3] you hear? REF-CIRC-BroKEN
We’re drinking New Belgium's Whiz-Bang Hoppy Blonde Ale and Ballast Point’s Commodore Stout.
Quickdraws include updates on previous stories from Andy, the first Presidential assassination attempt, Twitter’s more than lackluster growth, a surprising fact about the movie “Psycho,” the exhumed moustache of Salvador Dali, and a major crisis in China.
Artificial intelligence is out of control and scary, and just fed up. But never fear, Andy is here with good news. Robots get tired of living too. Also, Dave shares a story of a robot that survived on human kindness… for a very, very brief amount of time.
A Wisconsin man really took construction work on his house to heart. Literally. NAILED IT!
A woman went in for routine cataract surgery. The doctors ended up finding 27 more contact lenses in her eye than they expected. Listeners will finally get to hear what a fully grossed out Dave sounds like.
Sometimes a 19-day crack-fueled bender can lead to genius. Don’t get Dave wrong, most of the time it leads to personal destitution, but one time for one man, it led to million-dollar genius.
URGENT, HORRIFYING TERROR IN NEW YORK!!! Hey Brooklyn, if you’re taking a stroll in a park, watch out for rabid aggressive squirrels. SQUIRREL WATCH! Do America a favor and keep those knuckledusters handy. The rodents are watching.
Dave chronicles the tragic tale of bad decision making by two famous companies… Blockbuster and Enron. Netflix, oh Netflix! Wherefore art thou Netflix?!
The dudes saw Logan Lucky and share their thoughts on the redneck version of Ocean’s 11. It's salty, and hard-boiled.
Dave and Andy recommend the documentary series, The Defiant Ones – now streaming on HBO. Sure, it might essentially be a 4[+12]-hour Beats by Dre commercial, but it’s also a great story and an incredibly inspiring look at what it takes to buck the rules and take your game to the next level.
Andy recommends lots of different methods to relieve constipation. Except for a certain eel-related Chinese home remedy…
Dave doesn’t recommend walking and TAPTAPTAPTIMETOPAYUPtexting. STOP BEING MINDLESS PEOPLE! LOOK UP!
Andy also doesn’t recommend shooting armadillos. At least not with a low caliber bullet. NOT[here],[NOw]hEre
//STAND-BYPASS
STEW4U-AUTH
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Only BrIGHt PeAKs keep the [(FURTHERCOMMENTARYREDACT)]
SOME SAY IT WAS A WARNING
[REDACTED]
I was staNding Right THERE
//URG
MESSG REC