This week we kick things off with the usual life gripes—poncey kids’ names getting out of hand, Bobby finding ways to save about 3p on broccoli like it’s a financial breakthrough, and Sian going in on diesel prices and the absolute state of shrinking Easter eggs.

Then we get into this week’s yarn… The Leather face Crackhead. One of those stories that sounds made up but definitely isn’t. Sian follows it up with her own “Goonies” style experience—just without the treasure and a lot more chaos.

Midnight Cringe is as awkward as ever. From a mum ordering something she definitely didn’t mean to, to Sian losing her phone at the worst possible time after texting a boy—painful all round.

We wrap it up in the algorithm with one of the wildest real-life stories going—Dayton Webber—and the ongoing meltdown around the Snape controversy, proving once again that the internet does not cope well with change.

Lets get into it🏠🧇