School holidays are officially taking their toll. Nanny attempts to beat the hosepipe ban by filling the paddling pool one bowl at a time, while Sian learns the hard way that buying cheap knives from a dodgy Del Boy-type bloke probably wasn’t her best investment.

In Spin the Yarn, Sian takes us back to 1692 Massachusetts and the Salem Witch Trials. Were witches really burnt at the stake? Did they actually throw them in water to see if they floated? And how did Betty Parris and Abigail Williams help kick off one of history’s most infamous witch hunts?

In What Have You Got?, Bobby fires some hard-hitting Croydon questions at Sian, which inevitably sends them down memory lane with stories about growing up there and just how rough it could be.

Then in the algorithm, Bobby brings us the surprisingly wholesome tale of a seagull returning a woman’s tenner, while Sian discovers the Japanese sport of Spogomi – competitive litter picking… or, as Bobby puts it, “sounds like slave labour to me.”

Witch hunts, Croydon memories and competitive rubbish collecting. 🏠🧇

This week, Sian finally finishes a proper grown-up book, discovers the Korean dating show Eternal Singles, and very nearly poisons the entire family with her questionable barbecue skills. Bobby, meanwhile, learns that he isn't eighteen any more after finding himself trapped in the middle of a mosh pit at a gig.

In this week's Spin the Yarn, Bobby tells the strange story of the Polaroid Ghost Writer, following the experiences of Huckert and Wakouski in the early 1990s. What began as a haunting soon became something much stranger, with messages seemingly appearing in smoke on Polaroid photographs in response to questions asked by the pair.

In What Have You Got?, Sian shares some bizarre facts she picked up from the children's programme Do You Know?, including whether water is actually wet, why most maps are technically wrong, and whether it's really possible to die laughing.

We finish off with the algorithm, where Bobby introduces Sian to the man who became emotional over a spool of wire while his wife remained completely unimpressed, followed by a father who decided it would be a brilliant idea to terrify his seven-year-old son with a Chucky doll.

Ghosts, questionable parenting, and the usual waffle. 🏠🧇

This week, Bobby launches straight into a fresh Midnight Cringe after a less-than-ideal train journey. After repeatedly asking a fellow passenger to move his foot and getting absolutely nowhere, Bobby finally took matters into his own hands, only to discover that the foot in question was, in fact, prosthetic.

This week's Spin the Yarn is brought to you by none other than Mum herself, who tells a story so ridiculous it sounds as though it was lifted straight from a sitcom. Let's just say that somebody involved was so tight-fisted that they didn't bother paying for a proper coffin or even an embalming.

Sian also puts Mum firmly in the spotlight with a series of quick-fire questions, including the one every parent dreads: who is the favourite child?

We round things off with the algorithm, where Bobby introduces some of the internet's strangest discoveries, including a child who sounds exactly like a flock of birds, a foul-mouthed granny, and plenty more nonsense along the way.

It's a strange one this week, but then again, when is it ever anything else? 🏠🧇

It's birthday week for both Bobby and Sian, but with the kids home for the summer holidays there's not much chance of putting your feet up. Sian shares her weekly annoyance after getting cornered by a charity fundraiser, while Bobby escapes for a spot of glamping.

In Spin the Yarn, Bobby tells the legendary story of Robert Johnson, the struggling blues musician said to have sold his soul to the Devil at a Mississippi crossroads in exchange for fame. Once known as "Bobby Bum Note", Johnson disappeared for 18 months before returning as one of the greatest guitarists of all time. His story also leads us into the mystery of the 27 Club and the famous musicians who died at the same age.

In Load of Waffle, Sian tests Bobby with two outrageous birthday stories—one completely made up and one unbelievably true. Expect birthday disasters, Colin the Caterpillars flying over fences, and plenty of birthday-related madness.

We finish with the algorithm, where Bobby tries once again to convince Sian with another questionable alien video, before Sian surprises Bobby with a birthday song that's equal parts hilarious and unexpectedly heartwarming.

Music legends, birthday disasters, and the usual waffle. 🏠🧇

This week, Sian is fully embracing country life after spotting a man casually painting the sunset at the side of the road. She also crowns herself the world's best auntie after a sleepover with her nieces, complete with a High School Musical marathon. Meanwhile, Bobby has a full-blown stoner moment and starts questioning reality itself.

In Spin the Yarn, Sian tells the incredible story of Karl Bushby, the man who set out to walk around the world. Beginning in Chile at the age of 29, his journey would take decades and test him in ways most people could never imagine. Naturally, Bobby interrupts with an unexpected rant about the corrupt system.

We finish in the algorithm with the shocking story of a young woman whose routine visit to a chiropractor ended in tragedy—one of those stories that might make you think twice before watching another back-cracking video online.

Adventure, random tangents, and the usual waffle. 🏠🧇

This week kicks off with Bobby having a very unexpected Vogue-worthy moment in the car, while Sian nearly starts World War Three in the Costco car park.

In Spin the Yarn, Bobby takes a trip through the origins of some of our most common sayings, from "daylight robbery" to "saved by the bell", before heading down south to test Sian on some classic London slang and forgotten phrases from years gone by.

We wrap things up in the algorithm with a proper trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the best bits of growing up in the '90s and early 2000s. From ice poles slicing your lips, to staying out until the street lights came on and sneaking downstairs after bedtime, it's an episode full of nostalgia.

A proper throwback packed with memories, strange facts, and the usual waffle. 🏠🧇

This week starts with Freddy Von Pickle living his best life, cruising around in his electric Jeep with the dog riding shotgun. Meanwhile, Bobby is battling another case of man flu and manages to create a painfully awkward moment at work involving a rogue bit of yellow snot and people he barely knows.

In Spin the Yarn, Sian tells the shocking story behind Believe in Magic and Megan Bhari—a tale of deception, sympathy, and one of the strangest charity scandals. A story about how far someone will go to keep a lie alive, and the people who believed every word.

This week's Load of Waffle puts Bob Mortimer under the spotlight—was he really once a hairdresser, or is it just another classic Bob story that sounds too ridiculous to be true?

Over in the algorithm, Sian uncovers the internet mishap where Teletubbies subtitles got mixed with The Sopranos and ruined childhood memories forever. Bobby then dives into the world of plastic surgery trends and why the latest “fox eye” obsession might have gone a step too far.

Cons, cringe, questionable trends, and the usual waffle.

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Father's Day sees Bobby living the dream—fishing all day, enjoying a Toblerone, a few beers, some sweets, and a well-earned nap, while Sian somehow ends up cutting the grass and helping around the house.

This week's Spin the Yarn explores two of the most compelling reincarnation cases ever recorded. From the eerie similarities surrounding the Pollock Twins to the extraordinary story of Dorothy Eady, who believed she had lived a previous life in Ancient Egypt, we ask the question... could reincarnation be real?

In Midnight Cringe, Sian finally gets to meet her podcast heroes, Tony and Ryan, after travelling across London for a secret meet and greet. The only problem? The first thing she blurts out is that she's been waiting ages... and desperately needs a poo.

We finish with this week's algorithm, featuring a 36-year-old woman living life as a 12-year-old, before Bobby crosses the line once again with the bizarre case of a woman who woke up speaking with a Chinese accent after a migraine.

Ancient mysteries, awkward encounters, and the usual waffle. 🏠🧇

This week we catch up on Blue Therapy, explain why you should avoid Ed Sheeran's One Shot at all costs, and Sian continues her commitment to Married at First Sight Australia.

In Who Pissed in Your Horse-Riding Shoe?, Bobby is fed up with people shouting upstairs and then refusing to answer when you shout back, while Sian declares war on the calories hidden in fruit.

For this week's Spin the Yarn, Sian investigates the strange case of the Croydon Cat Killer, exploring the bizarre details, public panic, and theories that a serial killer may have been responsible.

In Load of Waffle, Bobby presents two unbelievable stories—one completely made up and one entirely true. Can you work out whether it's the girl with two brains or the Jim Twins that actually happened?

We finish with this week's algorithm, featuring a 63-year-old weed smuggler, nostalgic memories of old mobile phones, and a few more of Bobby's favourite internet clips.

True crime, strange stories, and the usual waffle. 🏠🧇

This week, Sian returns from holiday with no tan and a fresh rant about people taking their shoes off on planes. We also discuss the wonderfully awkward Virgin Island.

In Spin the Yarn, Bobby explores the real story behind the Genie—the mysterious Jinn, King Solomon, and the legends surrounding the supernatural beings that inspired the myth.

We finish up with a bizarre story about an eight-year-old girl who drove 11 miles to go shopping, before Bobby shares some of the internet's dumbest videos.

Ancient folklore, strange news, and the usual waffle.