It's Alice's birthday this Friday! But we're NOT making a big deal out of it!

I mean, we could make a BIT of a big deal out of it, gawd, is that too much to ask?!?!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Several questionable impressions, none more disturbing than an unfortunate Nicolas Cage

- Tracking other people's menstrual cycles (as a positive)

- A gluten-packed attempt at securing a better grade

- Super powers, such as eating entire rotisserie chickens and filling toilets (no relation)

- Faces full of juice and butts full of dead boyfriends