The time I told a rickets joke and nobody laughed. I know, shocking.

Phillip Carroll of Maryland is giving Americans a bad name… He decided not to obey the signs on Mount Vesuvius, then he had to be rescued.

There may be a day that you need to put sugar on your b-hole… if you have a prolapsed anus. An ICU nurse named Chenedy explains it to us.

Mickey Rourke was on with Piers Morgan, and proceeded to bash Tom Cruise for playing the same role over and over. I somewhat get his point, because Dwayne Johnson does the same thing. That being said, I'd rather see a movie with Tom Cruise or Dwayne Johnson in it. I have no desire to see a movie with Mickey Rourke in it.

And I may have started a bad trend after I rolled my own burrito at Qdoba. A woman climbed through the drive-thru window at McDonald's to try and make her food.