South Park took aim at Trump and Paramount.

Don’t do this on a plane.

Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourn died.

Don’t go cheap on butt implants.

Happy Gilmore 2 comes out on Netflix.

Fantastic Four’s last chance at cinematic success.

The Cleveland Browns revealed their new uniforms. Time for the Browns to change their name. Everyone is talking about the Washington Commanders to change back to the Redskins, but the Browns name sucks.

How did I end up in the emergency room last night?

Don’t drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida!

Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert exposed a CEO and his head of HR.

Fresno police and fire responded to a body in a canal - turned out to be a sex doll.

West Michigan woman finds dead mouse in Monster Energy drink… she drank the entire thing, then allegedly found it.

Swingathon sex festival in England, dominates a small town for three days.

Former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell Jr. resigned due to strip club findings.

Some people like Dan Lebatard are still upset with Shane Gillis’ comedy at the ESPYs.

Brazilian Steakhouse of horrors.

Fear mongering with your laundry.

A French prisoner escaped prison via a duffel bag.

Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany.

Buccaneers will celebrate their 50th season with original 1976 uniforms in the home opener.

Haters in Pittsburgh are burning Aaron Rodgers jerseys.

Colorado lawyer Mike Sawaya apparently wears combat boots.

Scrotox is a thing, and it’s disturbing.

Humans most likely will go extinct from:

- Nuclear war.

- DNA manipulation - messing with crops that results in starvation -And/or creation or resurrection of species that will dominate us.

- Aliens.

I let a “one-upper guy” beat me in a conversation. Even though I have stories involving John Elway, Ron Pearlman, Terrell Davis, Mark Schlereth, and others.

Someone brought a weed cake to a potluck in New Zealand.

Single ladies are stealing men’s lunches to try and get their attention.

Passengers going from Cancun, Mexico to London, UK were left stranded for over 17 hours due to a couple smoking on board.

Detroit woman booted from Zoom court hearing after making PB&J during call.

Teddy Bridgewater just got suspended as the Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School because he covered Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players out of his own pockets last season.

Dick Monfort is the most hated owner in all of U.S. sports.

I had an encounter with a "Karen" as I was dealing with a bad case of the poop sweats.

Meat sweats are a good thing.

While wearing fish flops, a man and a group of idiots walked into a McDonalds in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, and stole a Ronald McDonald statue.

You can buy a phone case that feels, looks, and burns just like human skin. Perfect for you murder podcast lovers.

44% of Americans won't show their feet in public.

Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes, addressed the media, and talked about their desire to win. Plus, who will be their starting QB?

Leftovers from the Dick Monfort/Colorado Rockies conversation. What’s it going to take to get them to sell?

My interaction with Superman.

I share the story of the first time I saw a sex worker in its natural habitat.

The majority of beaches in the United States have a large amount of fecal bacteria in the water.

TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening.

Disney is rumored to be looking to recast Indiana Jones. Alleged candidates - Chris Pratt, Glen Powell, or Ryan Gosling.

Is the movie industry stuck in a “reboot” rut?

If/when the NBA announces the next expansion team - it should be where? Seattle, Vegas, Mexico City, Kansas City, Vancouver, Louisville, Pittsburgh, or Montreal?

Woody Paige brings up some solid points of lack of action when it comes to Dick Monfort and the Colorado Rockies.

Former NHL enforcer, Nick Tarnasky beat the snot out of an idiot golfer.