Shohei Ohtani is the best player in the MLB... still.

If Von Miller came back to the Denver Broncos, would they be a better team?

NFL schedules are released.

The Colorado Avalanche proved that they got the fight in them after they defeated the Minnesota Wild. We hear from Jared Bednar, Gabe Landeskog, and Quinn Hughes of the Wild.

And does anyone else love the Avalanche goal horn guy?

More UFO videos and pictures released by the U.S. government… what do people think of it?

A sensitive employee gets no sympathy for being a stereotype associated with a plumber..

Weight lifters are upsetting their Denver neighbors for being too loud… but it could be worse.

An illegal race I’d love to watch.

How did the Michigan lady steal the booze? And why didn’t we know Connery used to endorse whiskey??

Latest with the Denver Broncos - Sean Payton talked about Bo Nix injury, Marvin Mims is locked on the Super Bowl, and rookie running back Jonah Coleman is very impressive.

Have the Refs and NFL figured their stuff out?

Chiefs head coach, Andy Reid admitted something impressive and disgusting all in one.

Russel Wilson’s future is tainted.

Gabrial Landeskog and the Avalanche are human.

Dana White gives a shocking update on Conor McGregor.

Cubs player out with injury thanks to his kids.

Quick update on the Colorado Rockies and my prediction for the team.

My random celebrity encounters: Peyton Manning, Lady Gaga, Clint Black, Phil Vassar, Ron Perlman, Jay Mohr, Todd Helton, John Elway, Scotty McCreery, Barry Sanders, Terrell Davis, and Rob Schneider.

A listener gives a tip on how to deal with speeders in the neighborhood.

A horse DJ is coming to Denver.

A questionable, and shocking move by a doctor, was pure brilliance.

What not to do if you’re in the Secret Service. It involves pants to your ankles in a hotel hallway. What did Donald Trump (allegedly) think about the situation?

A humiliated United Airlines passenger was soaked head to toe, and nobody seemed to care.

Watch out for angry beavers in New Jersey.

• Colorado Avalanche explode for another impressive win over the Minnesota Wild. A glaring reason why they have been so successful that many in the media are not talking about.

• DeHuff tries to get more people on the Avalanche train - aka, the Avs bandwagon.

• DeHuff accused Patrick Mahomes of witchcraft, as the Chiefs QB is healing way too fast. Also, this is “win or time to blow things up” season for the Chiefs.

• Kendrick Bourne of the Cardinals asked Aaron Rodgers to sign with Arizona. But would that even make sense to leave the Steelers? The Arizona Cardinals are not a “Aaron Rodgers” away from Super Bowl contenders.

• The biggest names on the trade block for the Denver Nuggets Not Jokic, but Jamal Murray and Aaron Gordan could be traded. Who could be coming to Denver? - Rockets Kevin Durant, Wizards Anthony Davis, and Celtics Derrick White.

Dolphins could be helping with our sky high gas prices - Maybe. U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth wasn’t very clear on if kamikaze dolphins are being used in the Iran war.

Met Gala is going on in New York… aka, more reasons to hate rich snobby celebs.

Man used his junk in a way that will make you cringe.

That’s not an Armenian Zebra… “Well, give me a minute" says an alleged drunk man with too much time on his hands.

Things not to do with your trash can in Scotland.

Syphilis making a comeback, health officials warn.

Death by laughter - if it happens, I don’t want to know about it.

DeHuff’s car almost got run over by a man in a lifted truck.

A Delta Air Lines flight passenger was removed from a plane in Miami after refusing to end a phone call before takeoff.

A Frenchman wrote 44,000 fake sick notes for people to get time off work before being caught. Now he faces 10 years in prison.

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have a special relationship, and a shocking statement was made on the season premiere of Bear Grylls Is Running Wild.

Florida Taco Bell worker accused of shooting at customers who put soda in a water cup. DeHuff explains the actual cost of a soda (Syrup in roughly $.15 per 20oz).

Megan Thee Stallion’s fans are contacting Etsy witches to curse ex Klay Thompson after split.

MAILBAG:

If aliens show up tomorrow, do you think they’ll fix Earth or just laugh and leave?

Telling Little Leaguers the wrong thing.

Fast food prices are out of control, and now they want to raise the federal minimum wage to $25 an hour!

You have a bowl of 100 grapes but one of them is poisoned. Each one you eat is worth $100k. How many would you eat?

Should we be worried about Broncos QB Bo Nix’s injury history?

Legendary Denver Bronco Justin Simmons retires. DeHuff shares a story about how he witnessed Justin’s devotion to Broncos Country first hand.

Minnesota fans vs Colorado fans… the battle is on thanks to Dmac, Scott Hastings, and Tyler Polumbus of Altitude 92.5. So DeHuff fell to peer pressure and joined in on Minny bashing.

Is David Adelman out if the Denver Nuggets don’t take out the Timberwolves?

Diego Pavia has found a home… for now.

Shelby Harris joins John Harbaugh and the New York Giants.

DeHuff shares the story of when Jim Nantz chewed him out. And the time Rich Eisen cursed out Ryan Edwards of 850 KOA.

Broncos o-lineman Garett Bolles helped a stranded motorist fix a tire, and proved that he’s a great human.

A bull got its revenge on a bull fighter. Now the fighter will be walking funny for a while.

Warning for donkey riders in Greece.

Serving up Roadkill in Louisiana? Yeah, that’s nasty.

T-shirt idea thanks to raccoons and RFK Jr.

The Colorado Rockies swept the sad New York Mets.

Charles Barkley ripped Denver Nuggets head coach David Adelman, calling him “terrible” in his handling of Joker.

Nikola Jokic started a fight as the game was ending, but was he in the wrong?

The Avalanche swept the Kings - but could that have been a bad thing? Joe Sakic has some thoughts on that type of thing.

The Colorado Mammoth got screwed, and the NLL admitted it.

Recap of the NFL draft: Broncos got another JK Dobbins, the Cleveland Browns doing classic Browns things, Heisman finalist Diego Pavia went undrafted, the Philadelphia Eagles drafted Uar Bernard, from Nigeria, who has never played football, and Deion Sanders’ CU Buffs had zero players drafted this year.