If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.

~ William Arthur Ward (aka R. Kelly)

Other discussion topics may include:

- A terrific sitcom idea that will almost certainly be stolen by CBS

- Can washing your bedding in certain pome fruits make them cleaner?*

- An exploration of Britney Spears's religious history (no, seriously)

- Augers, impalers, and assassinators - and those are three different topics

- The word "cooter" being said way too many times

*No