Have yourself a good, old-fashioned Multicultural Date Night™ by sampling dragon fruit, marinating pig ears, and steeping blank white printer paper in herbal jelly tea to make old-timey-looking love letters.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to cut yourself on jelly

- Anti-anxiety cat medications and anti-sincerity standing ovations

- The unforgivable sin of talking over a concert

- Virtually real vampire women and completely real celebrity duplicates

- Behind a DJ's xiphoid process