Where do we start with this one? Well it is the rest of our live recording session from 4/06/2023. Evan was a dirtbag and sat on it for the last 8 days. If our voices sound muffled, it is not you or your device. We decided eating pizza while recording is something our listeners would prefer.

PJ and Pat discuss how they met and their experiences with massages. PJ shares his thoughts and more importantly the feelings/urges that coursed through his body after seeing a shirtless Tom Brady on the beach.

Trailer park life, broken hearts, broken promises, a trip to Cedar Point, a 95' Ford Explorer with a leaky gas tank and the consequences of moping around in a Johnny Rocket's.

All that and unfortunately (can't stress that enough), so much more on this episode of Pat's Never Here.