Dad didn't know PJ was graduating from college or where he was going to school; what is the return policy on adopting a child?

PJ makes the mistake of bringing up one of Pats "no-go" topics. We reminisce about PJ's time as a busboy and eventual artisanal pizza chef, and the circumstances surrounding his eventual firing. Pat has a major problem with drinks that don't need to be refrigerated, and Evan makes an outlandish claim about the number of chicken nuggets he can eat in one sitting. Is naming your kid DeColdest or Juice considered child abuse, or just savvy business practice?

Happy Earth Day! We break down all of Pats multiple personalities and the pros/cons of each. Is it genius to gaslight your boyfriend/girlfriend into wanting to break up with you? Our resident pop culture expert discusses the latest Vanderpump Rules, and Pat boasts about his hero, Ted. The quality of content is back to Evan's standards, so give us a listen!

Where do we start with this one? Well it is the rest of our live recording session from 4/06/2023. Evan was a dirtbag and sat on it for the last 8 days. If our voices sound muffled, it is not you or your device. We decided eating pizza while recording is something our listeners would prefer.

PJ and Pat discuss how they met and their experiences with massages. PJ shares his thoughts and more importantly the feelings/urges that coursed through his body after seeing a shirtless Tom Brady on the beach.

Trailer park life, broken hearts, broken promises, a trip to Cedar Point, a 95' Ford Explorer with a leaky gas tank and the consequences of moping around in a Johnny Rocket's.

All that and unfortunately (can't stress that enough), so much more on this episode of Pat's Never Here.