PJ makes the mistake of bringing up one of Pats "no-go" topics. We reminisce about PJ's time as a busboy and eventual artisanal pizza chef, and the circumstances surrounding his eventual firing. Pat has a major problem with drinks that don't need to be refrigerated, and Evan makes an outlandish claim about the number of chicken nuggets he can eat in one sitting. Is naming your kid DeColdest or Juice considered child abuse, or just savvy business practice?