Michael Jackson is canceled, R. Kelly is canceled, anti-vaxxers are canceled, Florida massage parlors are canceled, SMILF is canceled, Crashing is canceled, everything is canceled.

A lot of normal things this week: Manafort gets a slap on the wrist for his rampant criminality, everyone is saying dumb stuff at SXSW, Donald Trump signed people's Bibles, and so much more!

Also, we got t-shirts, baby! Go to https://represent.com/store/normal-country for your first batch of NormMerch.