Normal Country

Merry Christmas, normies! We're not afraid to say it thanks to our big wet boy.

Our gift to you this year is a rundown of some of the worst, I mean...most normal, political tweets from the 2010s.

Zach's (still) sick, Grant's (still) busy, and our big wet boy has been impeached for being a sloppy criminal by the largest House margin in the history of this normal country of ours.

We also despair over the UK election, Kumail Nanjiani deciding he has abs now, and Producer Prince's sudden departure from the Bloomberg 2020 campaign.

The boys hop on Joe Biden's No Malarkey bus tour and catch up on all the terrible things that happened in the world over the Thanksgiving holiday.

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Grant's Mom is in town so we keep it brief and largely apolitical as we touch on the #LCJChallenge, the Tesla Cybertruck, and what it sounds like when a coffee cup moves across a table during a live taping of an MSNBC talk show.

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Zach's car broke down, Grant had to do home repairs, one of our producers has Feline AIDS, and both Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders have conceded in their own ways that Medicare  for All isn't very likely. Bad week! Not good! No bueno.

Also: there was definitely a coup in Bolivia, Deval Patrick needs to go away, Pete Buttigieg doesn't care about black people, and Baby Yoda could force choke me to death and I would thank them for the privilege.

On the one year anniversary of Normal Country, we talk about how billionaires are uhhhhhhhhhh very bad and maybe also not good?

We also do a dramatic reading of the most scathing critique of Pete Buttigieg's campaign we've heard yet. Who is its author? The answer may surprise you.

Returning champion Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) hops on a call with Zach to break down Elizabeth Warren's Medicare for All proposal and Beto O'Rourke's 2020 Presidential campaign taught us that it was okay to be weird.

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P.S. Epstein didn't kill himself.

The boys spend a bunch of time criticizing white feminism, because that's definitely a lane they should drift into (it's not and we shouldn't have). We also talk about our spoopy Halloween adventures and do a dramatic reading of Kellyanne Conway's on the record conversation with a Washington Examiner reporter. Cancel us! We dare you!

Grantpa is back, baby! The small bois are back together again to talk about AOC's Bernie endorsement, Mitt Romney's secret Twitter account, and how holding the G7 at Trump's Doral resort would be Fyre Fest for the world's most powerful people, which would actually be kind of awesome.

We are both deathly ill but the show must go on! Zach just downed half a bottle of NyQuil and recorded an hourlong screed about Joker, the death of a key witness in the Botham Jean murder trial, and the careless foreign policy decision that may be the most egregious atrocity in a presidential administration that is only egregious atrocities.

This episode is terrible and we will definitely be deleting it.