In this Side Tracks episode of the G Block Show, Very Sulty puzzles over one of the great mysteries of modern sports: how soccer players manage to miss a goal the size of an oversized garage door. With his trademark blend of dry wit and baffled sincerity, Sulty wonders why a sport with such a massive net and small ball still ends in scores like 1–0… or worse, 0–0. Cowboy Burt chimes in as Ian tries to defend the near‑misses, the flops, and the endless “almosts” that make soccer both beloved and maddening. It’s another classic Sulty moment where he questions the questionable that no one else questions. You'll never watch soccer without thinking "damn, Sulty is right" again. 
 
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