Candi and Jason Vincent join Doug and Alice once again for some New Year's festivities. They talk about balls, both dropped and otherwise. As well as planes that everyone darn well hopes don't drop.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Boob gardens and kumquatades

- Have you ever given someone an organ for Valentine's Day?*

- Entirely understandable plagues sent to Texas

- The Great Mailbox Tragedy of 2023

- Bodily fluids: fake, real, and alcoholic

*Don't be a pervert