Bob Blankenheim does it all. He can construct a time machine, edit a fake trailer for E.T. 2, recreate the “Friends” opening title sequence, all while flying a plane. “True Detective” returns this week, can it possibly live up to season one? Even legitimate critics are turning into internet trolls. Who watches the watchers? Amusement parks need to get their act together, says Will. Please ignore my kangaroo, he’s a service animal.