Alice finally gets her comeuppance for that communal work refrigerator gaffe, and Doug...gets a yellow Starburst??!?! GROSS! OH THE HUMANITY!

Other discussion topics may include:

- American First Lady Voodoo Dolls

- Home security, by means of putrid eggs

- The unspoken benefits of cheese, including not making you poop as much

- Good Pizza, Great Pizza, Salmonella Pizza

- A day-late celebration of spreading some sweet, sweet germs all over the place