The new dumb trend is kids getting high off of flavored condoms.

Elon Musk denies banging the co-founder of Google, Sergey Brin's wife. But it is an opportunity to talk about Elon banging a lot of women.
Musk later said he "hasn't had sex in ages". Sounds like something someone who bangs a lot would say to keep people off his trail.

During a chess match between a 7 year old and a robot, the robot crushed the kids hand. Why? Because the kid was playing too fast.

If you're looking to get liquored up and hammer cheese at the same time, the “The Veltini” is perfect for you. It's a Velveeta-infused vodka, olive brine and vermouth combination