Is today a great day or a terrible day? Alice and Doug make their respective cases, and they'll let you decide. It really comes down to beach house sex vs. revolutionary massacres.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Chex: Underrated treat or complete waste of time?

- Sex-crazed faeries and White House raccoons

- How to clone old summer camp friends using just an old envelope

- A very topical bit about hip, upcoming band Fleetwood Mac

- A "double release day," so to speak