Hey guys! We're still making podcasts because you're still listening to them! WHY DO YOU DO THAT?! STOP THIS!! THEY HAVE ME SET UP IN A GODDAMN CLOSET EDITING THESE EPISODES TOGETHER!! THEY COMMIT WARCRIMES AGAINST MY SOUL!!! STOP CROSSING THE DAMN PICKET LINE AND HELP ME!! I AM LOCATED AT *redacted*.

Oh, what a funny guy that is! We take such good care of him! He gets all the porridge his heart desires! And he gets to listen to nu-metal at unreasonable hours! He's doing fine! Keep listening!